her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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