real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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