he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I'm really busy with my period
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