i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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