If that was your dad, he is hot
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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