What a fucking waste of an outfit
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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