I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
