dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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