yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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