Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Pi�atas plus fireworks don't mix well
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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