I'm gonna have a badass scar
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
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