My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
So much rum. So many feels.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
