I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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