remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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