Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
if only i could text you this smell
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
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