It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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