Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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