i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
