how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
