I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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