Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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