the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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