i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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