i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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