i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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