oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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