all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Randomize
