it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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