it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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