can u get pink eye on your cock?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
did you just send me my own nude
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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