There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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