I think my vagina is haunted
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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