Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
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