you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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