There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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