my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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