It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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