Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Still dying that you shit outside
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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