She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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