Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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