I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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