On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.�
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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