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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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