apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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