At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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