i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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