It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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