Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
My penis needs a shock collar
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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