He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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