the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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